Nickname: Foreskin, Bruce
Previous Clubs: Handcross Village, Raynes-Park Vale
Team Supports: Arsenal
Favourite Player: Dennis Bergkamp
Greatest Football Achievement: Playing in the F.A. Cup prelimanary round 3
Best Football Memory: Used to be a weight-lifter, Pontins pool Champion 1998
Most Embarrassing Football Moment: Washing the entire teams football kit, then placing them in the tumble dryer. Needless to say the team played in boob-tubes!
Something About You The People Might Not Know: I can speak Eskimo