Nickname: Foreskin, Bruce

Age: 27

Position: Full-Back

Previous Clubs: Handcross Village, Raynes-Park Vale

Team Supports: Arsenal

Favourite Player: Dennis Bergkamp

Greatest Football Achievement: Playing in the F.A. Cup prelimanary round 3

Best Football Memory: Used to be a weight-lifter, Pontins pool Champion 1998

Most Embarrassing Football Moment: Washing the entire teams football kit, then placing them in the tumble dryer. Needless to say the team played in boob-tubes!

Something About You The People Might Not Know: I can speak Eskimo